Tonight was meant to be a historic occasion, a moment which brought us one step closer to global domin...er, I mean peace, global peace. And that would be the Grub Club, bridging the gap between America and North Korea, via Urlag, Ulaanbaatar's own North Korean restaurant. But they're remodeling, so we went to The French Bistro. Yes, that is actually its name. When you get to put "The" in your name, you're pretty special, I guess.